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Fork Not To Be Used As Enema

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Warning, Fork Not To Be Used As Enema.

Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Magic 8 Ball not for use as a home pregnancy test.
Handgun not recommended for use as a nutcracker.
Allow coffee to cool before applying to groin area.
Do not use razor during an earthquake.
Pantyhose not to be used in the commission of a felony.
Piano harmful or fatal if swallowed.
Palm Sander not to be used to sand palms.
Use of term "Sunday" for reference only. No meteorological warranties expressed or implied.
Blender not for use as an aquarium.
Letters on childs blocks may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
Do not cut up newspaper and use for blackmail note.
Warning, Americans may be dumber than they appear.
i guess it speaks for itself
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