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Warning, Fork Not To Be Used As Enema.
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Warning, Americans may be dumber than they appear.
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Magic 8 Ball not for use as a home pregnancy test.
Handgun not recommended for use as a nutcracker.
Allow coffee to cool before applying to groin area.
Do not use razor during an earthquake.
Pantyhose not to be used in the commission of a felony.
Piano harmful or fatal if swallowed.
Palm Sander not to be used to sand palms.
Use of term "Sunday" for reference only. No meteorological warranties expressed or implied.
Blender not for use as an aquarium.
Letters on childs blocks may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
Do not cut up newspaper and use for blackmail note.
Warning, Americans may be dumber than they appear.
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How To Raise A Borderline
Don’t recognize your child’s needs,
or at the very least see them as
secondary to your own.
Ignore your child’s tears;
tell them to buck up.
Better yet,
tell them if they don’t stop crying
you’ll give them something to cry about.
That outta teach ’em.
Weigh them down with adult demands.
Expect them to cook dinner
at nine years old
because you’ll be home late.
Force them to grow up too fast,
or don’t allow them to grow up at all
because in a child’s dependent role
is where you can control them.
Don’t be consistent,
with anything.
Change your values like you change your sex partners
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The older we get the better we used to be
All we ate that day were 3
Powdered donuts
To stifle the anxious shaking
Of our palms or
At least produce excuses for
The anxiety rustling beneath
Our scarred veins
Tell me
When did the diamonds
Leave your bones
And for how long have
You been expiring without them
Tell me
When did the construction
Of your false reality
Finally fall through
The fragile infrastructure
Of your factitious commentary
Lack the physical manifestation
Of your laboured breathing
Perhaps it's best if we ache
For magic and other childish things
Because the world hurts our eyes
And I don't want to see anymore
The skies are pressing against
Our glass houses an
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Sick
Sick!
Yes, we're all such very sick beings!
There's a ringing, ringing
In my ears.
Don't know if I'll laugh or burst into tears!
The world has turned gay and upside down.
You know, that makes all our smiles frowns.
Then again, our frowns are smiles,
And O the colours! For miles and miles!
I love it, I hate it,
Now I've gone and ate it.
The gears have stopped working,
The shadows are lurking,
But pay me no mind, they'll be gone in time.
The sheep are grazing, the wolves are crazing,
But only the rabid ones,
Yes, the ones with rabbits.
(You see, I'm) Sick!
Yes, indeed! So very sick!
There's a ringing, ringing
In my ears!
Do
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